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The Liars 说谎者

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The minister announced that he would preach on the subject of liars next Sunday. He said, "To make preparation for my discourse(论述,演讲), I hope you all read the seventeenth chapter of Mark."

On the following Sunday, when the minister began to preach, he said: "Now, if you have read the seventeenth chapter of Mark as I requested, please raise your hand." Almost everybody's hand went up.

Then the minister said: "I want to tell you that there is no seventeenth chapter of Mark."

牧师宣布下个礼拜天他布道时要讲说谎者的问题。他说:“为了给这次布道做好准备,我希望大家都去看看《马可福音》的第十七章。”

到了下个礼拜天,牧师开始布道时说:“如果你们按照我的要求看过《马可福音》的第十七章,现在举手。”几乎每个人都举了手。

牧师就说:“我要告诉你们,《马可福音》并没有第17章。”

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