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  • We're not reducing the prices 我们不会降价

    We're not reducing the prices 我们不会降价

    At the supermarket near our convent I had filled my cart in a hurry and suddenly had an uneasy feeling that I didnt have enough money to pay for all the goods....

    2017-05-12
  • Get married in heaven 在天堂结婚

    Get married in heaven 在天堂结婚

    A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could g...

    2016-05-20
  • Pope in Heaven 天堂里的教皇

    Pope in Heaven 天堂里的教皇

    The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says. Glad to see you, weve got your place all ready. Peter then takes the Pope down the street and...

    2016-05-12
  • The Liars 说谎者

    The Liars 说谎者

    The minister announced that he would preach on the subject of liars next Sunday. He said, To make preparation for my discourse(论述,演讲), I hope you all re...

    2016-05-12
  • Who want to go to heaven 谁想去天堂

    Who want to go to heaven 谁想去天堂

    The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集合,聚会) always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the...

    2016-05-12
  • Your Halo Is Too Tight 光圈太紧了

    Your Halo Is Too Tight 光圈太紧了

    A pious(虔诚的) believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism(洗礼). One...

    2016-05-12
  • How can I get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂

    How can I get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂

    If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven? I asked the children in my Sunday school class...

    2016-05-12
  • Snorer 瞌睡者

    Snorer 瞌睡者

    The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会,圣会) always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the...

    2016-05-12
  • Three pastors 三个牧师

    Three pastors 三个牧师

    Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft(阁楼) and atti...

    2016-05-12

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