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  • I can't Cook It 我没法煮它

    I can't Cook It 我没法煮它

    Its sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. Great! Oh, its so heavy! Miss Cat says happily. The fish is plucked out of the ri...

    2017-05-12
  • Not so fast 别那么急嘛

    Not so fast 别那么急嘛

    A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the c...

    2016-05-12
  • The end of the world 世界末日

    The end of the world 世界末日

    A jackal(豺,走狗) who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: No, please, you cant eat me! You cant eat me! This will be a great mista...

    2016-05-12
  • A little rabbit is running 奔跑的小白兔

    A little rabbit is running 奔跑的小白兔

    A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, Giraffe my friend, why...

    2016-05-12
  • Golfer 高尔夫球手

    Golfer 高尔夫球手

    Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on an anthill(蚁冢). Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds o...

    2016-05-12
  • 摩西和耶稣

    摩西和耶稣

    A burglar(窃贼) breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice JESUS is watching you. He looks around with his...

    2016-05-12
  • A thesis advisor 论文导师是谁

    A thesis advisor 论文导师是谁

    Its a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. Fox: What a...

    2016-05-12
  • Two roaches 两只蟑螂

    Two roaches 两只蟑螂

    Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. I was in that new restaurant across the street, said one...

    2016-05-12
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