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A beautiful woman-doctor 美丽的女医生

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A beautiful woman-doctor is warmly welcomed by men-patients, and she has many romantic and wealthy pursuers. Of course, she also suffers a lot of sexual disterbance.

One day, having examined Mr Chen's sterile(不育的) disease in the hospital, the beautiful woman-doctor wants to examine whether the number of Mr Chen's sperm is decreased or not. So she gave him a small sealed glass pot, asking him to put some specimens in the pot at home and then bring it to her.

On the following day, Mr Chen came again, but the woman-doctor found the glass pot still empty.

Mr Chen explained: "Yesterday, I tried it with my right hand for a long time, but there was no reaction. Then, I tried it with my left hand, it was still not up, and then I asked my wife to help me. My wife tried it with her both hands, it still did not work. Then I asked her to do it with her mouth, she could not make it up in any way."

On hearing what Mr Chen said, the woman-doctor's face got red because of shyness. However, Mr Chen still continued to say: "Just at that moment, my cousin came to my house to send a gift. She is younger and stronger, so I begged her to help do it. Also, she tried it first with her hands, then with her mouth, making an effort to make it up."

"Stop! Stop!" the woman-doctor couldn't bear it any more and said: "It was even such a thing that you begged your cousin to help do?"

Mr Chen went on saying: "How willing she was! Nevertheless, she also wouldn't do it. So, I came here to find you to see if you can......"

On hearing this, the woman-doctor asked angrily: "What do you want me to do?"

Mr Chen answered: "to see whether you can make the cap of the glass pot up or not?" 

美丽的女医生在医院大受男病人的欢迎,浪漫、多金的追求者众多,当然,也遇到不少性骚扰。

有一天,陈先生在医院做完不孕症检查后,美丽的女医生要检查陈先生的精虫数目有没有减少。她给他一个密封的小玻璃罐子,要他回家装些样本带来。

第二天,陈先生再来,女医生却发现玻璃罐仍是空空如也。

陈先生解释说:”昨天,我先用右手试了半天,没有动静; 我改用左手试,还是没有用;我叫我太太来帮忙,她也是两只手都试,也是没有用。我叫她用嘴巴弄,仍然没有办法。”

女医生听得满脸通红。陈先生仍不停地说:“刚好我表妹到我家来送礼,她比较年轻体力好,我就拜托她来帮忙。 她也是先用手,再用嘴,很努力地........”

“停!停!” 女医生再也忍不住了:“这种事,你找你表妹帮忙做?”

陈先生说:“她很乐意啊!可是还是不行!我才来找你,看妳能不能......” 

女医生一听,怒问:“能不能什么?”

陈先生答说:“能不能把这个玻璃罐的盖子打开啊!”

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