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37句中国式英语

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go and look!走着瞧 

good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上 

中国式英语

No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛泽东就没有新中国 

go a head! 去个头! 

People mountain peole sea!人山人海 

give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看 

no three no four 不三不四 

no money no women no good(哈,这是谁说的) 

we two who and who?我们俩谁跟谁 

dog day""""s狗日的 

poor light egg穷光蛋

if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你 

you don""""t bird me,I don""""t bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你 

full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑 

love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁 

KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百 

i s h i t love you我便爱上了你 

banana fish相交于 

f u c k do system操作系统 

horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎 

fish yes于是 

your grandma""""s legs你奶奶个腿 

King eight egg*** 

5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱 

give me take down!给我拿下 

WATCH SISTER 表妹 

your grandma""""s bear你奶奶个熊 

yellow fly red黄飞鸿 

red face know to me红颜知己 

American Chinese not enough美中不足 

pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰 

You really have two down sons你真有两下子 

round son egg原子弹 

chicken gun ice机枪兵 

water sex poplar flower水性杨花 

How are you? 怎么是你? 

How old are you? 怎么老是你? 

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